Kids: Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old...

By friedbutter - 28/10/2012 14:53 - Canada - Pickering

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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That's entertainment

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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katdaiken 16

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:56

That's hilarious!

Cavebone 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:58

That's how I met my wife...

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AsianInvasion97 2

Sunday 28 October 2012 19:52

As long as he's doing it right i have no problem with a guy singing Gangman style and dancing it to me :P

madgrinchhatter 12

Sunday 28 October 2012 19:56

HEYYYYYYY SEXY LADY

freshx_fml 6

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:01

Ha, it's funny bc you refer to it as 'the' gangnam style

NagainaFier 16

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:38

Thus representing the importance of the gangnam style. (See also: the Google, etc)

macguy4321 14

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:08

Seems Legit

f33rfact0r 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:09

Lmao this is great

Meme1988 18

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:17

Maybe it will work?

MetalMosher665 3

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:21

Oh, you young whippersnappers doing the Gangnam Style on your Icellphones and your rock and roll music.....

jazzdab 3

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:38

DID IT WORK?

f2_fml 8

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:39

good lord how old is your child...

americananarchy 3

Sunday 28 October 2012 21:04

"my 10 year old son" "good lord how old is your child" are you kidding me?

klovely22 13

Monday 29 October 2012 5:19

Just guessing here, but I think he's 10.

ilovecandie 0

Sunday 28 October 2012 20:40

You're husband's a genius.

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