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By damnit - 03/02/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

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By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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By overachiever - 18/07/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

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How rude

By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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XXL

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By FailMan - 17/01/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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Clothes Shire horse

By not fat shaming! - 05/04/2023 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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Online shopping strikes again

By Anonymous - 05/03/2017 20:00

Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML

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infantrygirl 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:08

I'm a moron. That is all.

Haelous 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:08

@OP You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault. @18 That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.

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Cnote231 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:30

in the end guys like thicker girls because we actually have boobs and an ass. I'd rather have boobs than be some tiny twig. I'm not fat I can tell you that but I'm not super tiny either. I love my body and so does my bf!

laxchick27 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 21:31

omg I may know who this is lol

Dimercurio 1

Wednesday 1 September 2010 7:34

this.

WhoaIsMeImSoWhoa 1

Saturday 2 October 2010 3:14

exactly what I was going to say. I'm a size 12, you gonna hate on me?

poiuytre_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 4:12

there's also the chance that since she's in a relationship she's on birth control, and may have chosen to use the shot instead of the pill, and i don't know a single person on the shot who hasn't gained weight consistently on it. funfact!

irish_love 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 5:14

your such a ******* ass. if you actually loved your girlfriend, then you wouldn't be worried about her weight, or how big she has gotten…

TheShortKid3 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:35

there's a point when you step in and tell her to look in the mirror

anon2468 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 7:18

ouch.

Brittaneyyy 0

Friday 25 March 2011 23:54

yea but u never know how tall she is

DICK11B3O 0

Monday 4 April 2011 7:32

that's on you for letting her get fat, just cuz you were finally getting some. no sympathy

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