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By Alexis - 26/08/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML

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You deserved it 3 237

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 259

You deserved it 3 054

News to me

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 958

You deserved it 185

By tahneee - 31/05/2019 20:00

Today, I went to a function with my dad for a football team. Handing my dad the camera, I finally worked up the courage to ask for a photo with my favourite player. The guy was looking at my boobs in all three photo attempts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 751

You deserved it 238

Supportive

By arch maester shavayalsharashion - 26/07/2015 17:29 - United Kingdom - Surbiton

Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 829

You deserved it 2 935

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 398

You deserved it 6 687

Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 711

You deserved it 62 362

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 729

You deserved it 154

By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 551

You deserved it 11 130

By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 469

You deserved it 3 821

By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 208

You deserved it 2 147

Fx13mz 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:59

So go ahead and do it already. He said it's okay.

allinicolesmh 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:01

*Dad watching lfl* "That's my girl, I raised her good!"

Comments

maddogbball 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:55

Sounds like a bad home situation....

Torrey_Turner 12

Monday 29 August 2011 11:34

How hott are you?

ettubrute 0

Monday 29 August 2011 20:03

thats hot..

shooterbuddy 8

Saturday 3 September 2011 12:54

Move out now !

varkey 7

Monday 12 September 2011 5:48

eww that's gross FYL

IamGary4life 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 10:32

Im sure alot of other people have said this or something similar but you must be gorgeous if you have people supporting you for such a occupation ;) lmao but thats definetly an awkward situation to be placed in