By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
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WCARlover 34

Apparently she didn't feel like doing it you selfish ********...girls don't always have to want penis in their mouth

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lucyinthesky420 10

Not according to urban dictionary, my friend.

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geod69 8

Just say remember bobbit to him then leave

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katielil 1

**** that I would be so ******* pissed! First I would punch him in the junk then I would leave cause that's just ****** bullshit you shouldn't have to do anything you don't wanna do

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tweetypie 18

Should've bit it off.

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

Wow, first off, get a sense of humor. He was probably just messing around with her when he **** slapped her face. Secondly, why are you dating him if you're not interested in giving him pleasure? I can admit that if you said no once, he should've left it at that. We ladies can't ALWAYS get ourselves in the mood at the snap of a finger... but I certainly hope that you do things for him on a regular basis.. otherwise you deserve much worse than a **** slap!

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The_Hitdude 12

_MidnightLuna_, You're a moron. And very obviously single. Get a life

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

Perhaps I'm a moron.. but I've been in a LOVING (see how I capitalized the word loving) relationship for almost a year now, and have been in many other relationships previously. You can't tell me I'm wrong for saying that sex is one of the most important factors in a relationship. If you aren't going to be intimate with the person you love, they'll end up leaving you for someone who wants to be intimate with them. It's pretty simple really.

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

And I would like to clarify that I do not think it was okay for him to continue asking her over and over when she said no to him. I was not supporting the assholes motives. I was just trying to make a point. Maybe he's asking over and over again because the girl is just being a **** tease and she hasn't put out the entire time he's been with her.

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phantumgrey 6

Bitches get stitches. It's your JOB to suck his dick.

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