By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
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WCARlover 34

Apparently she didn't feel like doing it you selfish ********...girls don't always have to want penis in their mouth

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jpjb 6

And thats when u shouldve dumped his sorry ass

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bizarre_ftw 21

Punch him in said penis

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LoveDCH_fml 3

In France, Face slapping with a penis has a name: une Biffle

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skylersilcon 3

I would have slapped him in the face with my pussy 10 times! This is a two way street here. No need for him to disrespect u tho.

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Dracoboxer357 35

.....Having a hard time visualizing that. You're talented enough to slap someone with your ******? I don't know whether I should be very impressed or curiously scared. ;)

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tnabors010 0

Kinda funny as long as it was a joke... My husband and I have a sick since of humor like that.

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shea3594 0

You've just been DICK SLAPPED! :O

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11mdiaz 0

Now that is when I would of put it in my mouth. & bit the crap out of it.

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slutface120169 0

That would be a **** slap, miss.

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