By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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KtKat 0

hahaha!! I love it, and if he loves you, I'm sure he loved it too. "Pretty" may be an awkward description for a penis, but it's better than a lot of other adjectives.

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raged_fml 0

"I'd complemented it." ?????????????????

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mandark 9

#23... "Inverted commas?" Seriously? You must not be over 12, they teach that in 3rd grade english. Quotations.

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heyitsmandy 0

Hey it's okay. That's what first timers do. :p

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brittbrittT 0

note to self: don't compliment penis by saying "it's pretty." thanks for that tip.

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zelinda_fml 0

Pretty is my most used adjective for penises. I've never had anyone complain either. Some penises are pretty. You can't deny that. Get over yourself.

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megs8907 0

haha #25 My friends and I always say "That's what she said"

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rainbowchelle 0

lmfao! this made my day. how did he respond??

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