By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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aFro_fml 0

haha, #79, i think "cute" and "pretty" are equally emasculating and OP, it's not that bad, if i were your boyfriend, i would've just laughed... and then gone limp... but laughed

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Me27 0

LOL Aw. You'll look back and laugh, if you're not already.

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thakid31 0

ahahah a better adjective wouldve been big, huge, or large (even if its not)! pretty is suppose to be said about *******, NOT penises, just like big, huge, or large can be used to describe *******! watch **** ffs!

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raphaelflor 0

this is the funniest i've read today

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fam_surprise 0

hahahhahahhaahhaahha lol #58 and #132

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doof_fisch 2

He should have said, "Hey, thanks for the cumpliment."

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connerfusion 0

first time I took it out my gf told me it was weird looking. FML

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