By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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DalPozzo13 10

That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha

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SamLiveFree_77 9

3rd Time is a charm OP. Go for it.

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capnbzarr 43

YDI. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

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Bozone 7

That does not fit this situation . Shush up .

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capnbzarr 43

Sure it does. She was fooled into having sex with him once, and discovered he's no good at it. So, having chosen to have sex with him again after that first disappointment, she's foolish to expect any better the next time. It must suck to have to have people explain simple shit to you all the time, huh?

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punisher1385 2

Maybe he should squeeze one out before he tries to get it in... He'll at least last long

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geod69 8

At least he went past the 2 minute warning mark

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tony50 0

Next time will be 4 mins. Keep up the work.

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darkknightdj 0

Is your ****** that good ??? 0.0

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