By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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DalPozzo13 10

That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha

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swedeNix 13

Just wanna know; how old is he? Havent had that problem since maybe age 14 or so.. (swedes starts early)

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SwtCherryPie 26

How did you get '12' out of '14'?

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Enslaved 36

How frustrating that must be for the OP. There are other things that could be done for you..... beforehand. Show him how you'd like to be touched before he puts it in. :P On a positive side, it sounds like he's aware that it's a problem and hopefully willing to work on it.

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GreggyZ 0

Progress is progress....

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DaKillaMafia 2

He's a man of his words.

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djohnson0891 0

Lol that's my model get in and get out he's clearly cutting out all the B.s

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HannahWho 8

If you are "in and out" and cutting "all the b.s." then there might be a few FMLs about you that you don't know about. No one likes a selfish lover.

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Kcloudnine 0

At least it was a couple min mine last ex ******* did it for a 1 min and I didn't feel anything 7.7

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ageier7 10

some guys just can't hold off on that first one. but after that first one you can last the whole night and get your girl off good

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yaoifreak 8

Okay that must be love!!!!!

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