By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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Gennnettex3 0

Doctor:How thiss happen to you? patient: gee i dont know my mom decided o throw our stray cat on top of me for my birthday awakening LMFAO!!

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Lim23 0

Mom: Hey don't blame me, I thought it was the ba- I mean the bowl of water... Doctor:... Works for me!

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terranada 3

throw the cat in the tub with her while she's taking a bath. that'll teach her .3.

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sassyangel24 0

i'd smack my mom in the face and after we got homebtell her the next time she assaulted or abused me I would call CPS.

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perogi 1

Man I would hope that you would call CPS so they can send you to the super happy fun time foster home. You might be able to share the bedroom with 2 or 3 of your new siblings! Jerkoff.

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aliadnan708 6

damn that's ****** up but aye happy b day lol

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mejiiaa 0

i laughed so hard when i read this. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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PhotoshopPuppy 0

I don't know, But that mom soooooooooooooorta sounds like a bitch... or an idiot... depends on if she's a naturally bitchy woman or just plain doesn't think 100% of things through...

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hateevryone 14

happy birthday. too bad you have ignorant parents

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