By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 501
You deserved it 38
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0___0 9

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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Lucy_MD 0

OMG how did you get so many YDI? Seriously how do you diserve it if your mom threw your cat on you, you didnt do anything but turn 16. >:P

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alli1 0

this is why i HATE cats :)

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chrellephar 0

...is your mom by any chance the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons?

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swimmergirl9 0

wow...thats why I love dogs and can't stand cats

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sven_sven 0

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOUR MOM THROW YOU'RE CAT ON YOU TO WAKE YOU UP ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?!? I mean, was she mad at you or was that supposed to be a "YAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I LOVE YOU!" Well, that really does suck but um... happy birthday?

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AcesAndEights 0

lol.. i had to google Kenley Collins to understand #2's comment... "attacked her sleeping ex-fiancé with her pet cat, water, several apples and the laptop." lmao

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Youd_laugh_2 0

Your mom is a total jackass. WTF was she thinking? "Hmm.... Should I tap her on the shoulder or throw a rabid cat at her face? I don't know...."

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Meme1988 18

Super funny! XD (but..i feel bad for u!)

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aguilar09 0

wouldnt it be funny id that woulda been your 16th birthday!!??? lol

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Frenz 0

Wait until it's your mom's birthday and she's in the shower. Then throw the cat into the tub with her. It would be even better if your shower had those sliding glass doors that you could hold closed. Happy birthday indeed.

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