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By systeminitiated - 02/05/2009 04:55 - Canada

Today, in math class we were learning about gravity. To demonstrate my teacher asked me to stand on the desk and then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward and cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2025 09:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my 5-year-old told me that she'd learnt about gravity, then asked, “So when you fall down, is it because the Earth punched you?” I said yes, along with a giggle. Later at the supermarket, she tripped and screamed, “THE EARTH HIT ME AGAIN!” I was then reminded of high school when it felt like everyone was staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2024 16:00 - Sweden - Lidingoe

Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2017 14:06

Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML

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School sucks

By Anonymous - 07/03/2025 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML

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plethora 3

Saturday 2 May 2009 18:19

Hey, I've seen some lard-arsed kids sitting on desks and they've been fine. It was probably an old desk. Or, if you ARE morbidly obese, sitting at your computer complaining about it won't help.

ballerphilip23 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 18:33

gravity is freakin' physics, not math! what the hell is that teacher doin? lol if "gravity" pulled you down so hard the desk broke, let's hope you didnt go all the way to the centre of the earth :D

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greensharpie 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 6:41

sue the school for cheap school supplies

TheJadedDiary 2

Sunday 3 May 2009 6:56

**** the people calling you fat. the teacher wouldn't have picked a fat kid to stand on a desk.

kathira120 3

Sunday 3 May 2009 7:01

WAIIIIT: What is everyone talking about, with the spelling error crap about dying vs. dyng: who messed up whereee? Secondly, that sucks. But why do people always assume one gets obese solely on twinkies?? ever heard of mcdonalds?? and gravity is actually keeping your fat body on the ground. so, instead of **** gravity fuucckkk yyooouuu.

xxjoexx 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 7:29

108-wrong, if i were her teacher i would pick the fatty just for laughs

sevrok_7 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 7:31

this fml HAS to be made up because who the HELL learns about gravity in MATH class. And also, you volunteered to get on a desk. This doesn't seem like a very smart thing to do to begin with because it might not be you--it might be the desk itself. Uuuuhhh, someone must have their retard cap on.

0 3

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:00

Desks are probably not made to support a student's weight obviously... I don't get why anyone laughed.

ZH13 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:29

why the hell were you learning about GRAVITY in MATH CLASS? that's SCIENCE! also, something most people don't know. gravity doesn't actually pull, it pushes. gravity is actually a bending of the fourth dimention of the ether, creating a pocket, inside which there is pressure that forces objects to the ground.(just search Einstein's theory of general relativity)

abbyxroad 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:39

I'm just wondering why you were studying gravity in math class... I can see if you're working on the formula but that's still mainly science.

rachelbrianna25 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:34

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! that really sucks. hmm it was probably just a weak desk? lol. next time don't step on a desk.

AJx3 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 13:22

how does stepping on and off a desk demonstrate gravity to begin with? not to mention, for a teacher to ask a student to demonstrate something potentially dangerous such as this to demonstrate gravity (when there are less riskier ways) is just asking for trouble.