Miscellaneous: Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open...

By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 01:19 - Canada - Canal Flats

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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You deserved it 1 281

By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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You deserved it 728

By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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You deserved it 197

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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You deserved it 1 227

By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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You deserved it 15 722

By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:06

Creepier* - Oh lord, this iPod's auto corrector is quite perverted.

NecroParade 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:01

Wasn't it nice to have a toilet buddy? Taking a dump has been a lonely task for far too long.

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richard121212 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:29

maybe she's a lesbian

laurbear12 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:51

disturbing that you would even consider that...

sheethapins 13

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:57

Quit posting before someone calls Dateline, ok pedobear?

Mach10 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:10

Wow. You suck at comedy. Offensive is only funny if delivered with wit and timing. You have neither.

sillylolo 6

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:29

lol, things kids do

MXXD17 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:32

Stupid Kid.

XXizzlerXX 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:40

Did u say hi? .. That's a shitty situation .. and yes I know that has been said ALOT

rocketeer_97 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:57

Then why say it ?

Mekeritrig 15

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:45

Some kids are too friendly.

GuidoCheese 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:54

That's like when you're peeing in a urinal and the next guy that comes in starts peeing next to you when there are like 162727272828282 stalls. :D

talensledge1 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:46

I hate when that happens :D

narrowords 18

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:58

Cuter than your average prisonmate, SURE. But on the outs, no one has the right to watch you take a dump! Scare her away next time, Silly.

LemonStarship 5

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:05

I would've shit myself if I wasn't doing that already.

dyno254 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:12

hahaha wat a joke ladys dont poo!!! lol.

ShockingShelby 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:15

Ahah. Maybe that's what she does at home.

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