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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 01:19 - Canada - Canal Flats

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:06

Creepier* - Oh lord, this iPod's auto corrector is quite perverted.

NecroParade 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:01

Wasn't it nice to have a toilet buddy? Taking a dump has been a lonely task for far too long.

Comments

chrisnsons 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:02

did you poke it?

ihainecross 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:33

Lmao how cute! little kids are a curious little bunch. they really wouldn't know about public bathroom manners :)

2141_MECH 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 19:38

awwww! lil kids aren't they adorable

mimi2016_fml 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:32

she wasn't bothered by the smell??

burpfio 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:44

Wat the hell!! i would have totally kicked her!

CarnivalCat 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 21:37

That happened to me before, but I was in elementary school, and two girls about my age crawled under the door and into the stall I was in because they wanted it. :( I just sat there because I was too nervous to get up and wipe in front of them, and they refused to leave. I think we all sat there looking at each other until a bell rang or something.

lionlvr 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:07

that's ridiculous. why would they do that? I would have punched them by now. lols.

walleneve 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:05

atleast she kept you company.

jbear380 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:34

I took my wife to the mall. As she was looking at bras, I remarked "Why bother, you have nothing to put in them", to which she responded, "You by shorts, don't you?"

jbear380 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:37

sorry posted on the wrong thread

lionlvr 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 1:04

that's gross. if anyone even tries to open my door more than once I scream, "SOMEBODY'S IN HERE!!!" But seriously, if she's like, 2, then it's no big deal. but if she's like 5 or 6 then she should be able to know someone is in the freaking stall. and, where were her parents? That makes me mad that her parents weren't watching her. And, Finally, WHY WOULD SHE CLIMB UNDER THE STALL?!?! It's so dirty and gross. and why would she stay in there and talk to you?!?! I know she's little but come on.