Animals: Today, I was playing with my 2-year-old Siberian Husky, when...

By buccaneer - 23/10/2012 16:26 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I was playing with my 2-year-old Siberian Husky, when she figured that since she couldn't get to my hand, she'd try to bite me in the genitals. She was successful. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 06:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML

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By emilyhendrix0414 - 28/09/2012 10:53 - United States

Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

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By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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By AnHoneyMouse - 12/05/2017 02:00

Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 05:38 - United States - Albany

Today, my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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By believekimber - 09/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Tuesday 23 October 2012 22:25

Well, dogs do love sausage.

alycion 38

Tuesday 23 October 2012 22:27

My one year old husky likes to nibble when playing. Finally breaking him of it after months of trying. A combo of a shock collar that has a beep only setting and beeping him and putting him in his crate for a few minutes when he gets too wild. However, before breaking him, one of his favorite bite targets was my boob. Not fun. But huskies are worth the trouble. Best dogs for my personality.

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yumyumpoptart 16

Tuesday 23 October 2012 22:30

sorry to hear OP, but then again she is only a dog and doesn't know any better

BellaBelle_fml 23

Tuesday 23 October 2012 22:59

"...she is only a dog and doesn't know any better." Have you not seen or heard of trained dogs? Granted, dogs are only animals and mostly behave based on instinct. But they are very intelligent animals and have the capacity, if trained properly, to do some pretty amazing feats. It takes only the most basic training to teach a dog not to bite.

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 23 October 2012 22:39

Sorry OP, but I have to say you might have deserved it. The way you worded this FML makes me think you were playing with your pup using only your hands instead of a toy. I've found when you use body parts as part of your play time, it's hard to distinguish what is okay to nibble on, and what isn't.

KMtheDrummer 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 0:08

Have you ever had a dog?

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 24 October 2012 0:31

Yes, I have two. I read the story as OP sticking their hands in the dog's face or something. If OP was just petting the dog, I doubt it'd decide to bite their genitals.

daringtoride 27

Tuesday 23 October 2012 22:41

Good doggy?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 23 October 2012 22:44

How could she reach your crotch but not your hand? All I'm reading here is that your hand can't reach your genitals. Which means one of two things: 1) You have very short arms 2) ... Yeah, you know what 2 is. And you also know that having very short arms is incredibly rare.