By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 061
You deserved it 10 609
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

zidane312 0

theres nothing better than getting a ******** inbetween search and destroy respawns

71 7

Comments

Sacagueah 0

Ah #22, I don't mean to be picky, but its SEVEN kills for a chopper. FIVE is the kill streak needed for an airstrike, and for the sake of completeness, THREE in a row is a UAV. Please LTPN. and if you don't know what that means, you're the guy I headshot no scoped ;) And chick who started this thread... wanna schlob a guy who REALLY knows how to play CoD4? I'm sure your bf is a noob...

3 5
cndrow 0

This is not "every guy's fantasy". This is "a few guy's fantasy". I'm tired of gamer guys saying this is such a huge fantasy; it's not, it's only for some- and it's fine for those who want it, but the problem here obviously is lack of respect. If one of the partners disagree with a situation, you need to reach a compromise, and that obviously didn't happen here. My boyfriend and I are both rabid gamers. We both avidly play WoW and have since it's beta. We also both heartily agree when it's loving time, it's not gaming time, we don't like to split our attention away from each other. =3 But you see, we talked it out beforehand. You need to do the same if something bothers you. Stand up for what you feel, be open-minded, and communicate.

2 2
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

see i like to be a tease and give my boyfriend head while he plays its fun to distract him and he never says no lol but you dont need to separate sex and gaming but most should be separate to give and receive full attention and pleasure.

1 0
ohemgee 0

that sounds like my bf. he did that, only with WoW

1 1
Dirrtyrice 0

OMG...i wish my girlfriend would do that for me!

0 3
HeadBuster138 0

LOL My girlfriend just went down on me while I was playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl. It's kind of fun to do something else while getting a *******... I can see where he's cuming from (yes pun intended) but seriously, you shouldn't feel bad :)

1 4
Dr_Evil_Genius 0

@#54----> I applaud your CoD4: MW skills but those skills show the world that you and ****** haven't met since your birth. I am sure that chick doesn't want you. However, your expertise is wanted on my Hardcore Search & Destroy and Hardcore Team Deathmatch squads. My PSN is the same as my nick here. To the poster, it's nice that you tried to please your man. I was going to make fun of you but your man is an inconsiderate dolt. Please try to understand that for gamers, gaining respect in multiplayer games is what is strived for. No disrespect to you.

0 0
HOLLAcaust 0

Make him go down on you next time you watch Oprah.

4 2
McZeal 0

sounds like your boyfriend was having a great day

1 2
kellster 2

Was he already playing before you started, or did you not know this was happening... ? If you knew that he was doing something totally diverting, why would you try to make him multitask? Don't get me wrong, I think it's incredibly rude that he was playing a video game while you were kind enough to be going down on him! I just think it's asking a little much of him to do two things at once and divide his attention equally? I'm also not saying that I think that you should have been the one to get shafted, between you and the game, just that men are simple creatures and don't multitask well. Personally, I would have insisted on his undivided attention. Maybe that makes you a better gf than me? I don't know, but better luck in the future!

1 2