Intimacy: Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching...

By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

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Same thing different taste

By jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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Headshot!

By Amb - 01/06/2010 23:56 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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zidane312 0

Monday 16 February 2009 9:21

theres nothing better than getting a ******** inbetween search and destroy respawns

golfer_boi 10

Thursday 22 March 2012 21:38

Skyrim is 500 ******* times better

Comments

Boots4210 0

Monday 16 February 2009 18:17

what's his gamertag? I wanna friend this kid

Speech_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 18:31

Seriously, some of you dudes need to put down the damned controller occasionally. There's WAY too many "dumped for WoW" and other gaming FMLs

potentpotable 0

Monday 16 February 2009 19:01

I love these comments!! Seriously, though, COD4 is epic as hell and I would kill (no pun intended) to get head while pwning n00bs.

BigD3452 6

Monday 24 March 2014 23:20

I am still praying for this much awesomeness to happen one day!

suyci 0

Monday 16 February 2009 19:15

DUMP HIM! thats just friggin weak

yay_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 19:35

I would totally give my ex head while he played video games, because it was his "fantasy" and such, but I was good enough that he couldn't play more than a few minutes without dropping the controller ;) Oh, and we didn't break up bc of how much he played video games, in case anyone wanted to imply that.

quiksta 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:09

why don't you find yourself a boyfriend who isn't a ******.

Jessaly_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 20:31

Why would you do that to someone while playing any video game? That's just silly.

black0belt0babe7 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:36

Haha. Did you know beforehand that he was gonna be playing while you went down on him, or did he pick up the controller mid *******? Because if it started with him playing, then I agree with the people who said he was just enjoying himself with getting it and playing his game. But if he picked up the controller mid way through, then he was obviously not very into it....... For your sake, I hope it was the first way. But either way, you deserved that one, because his attention was obviously gonna be split. Next time, demand it all!