By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

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slushpuppy123 0

im 10 and im not even retarded enough to do something like this

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slushpuppy123 0

Maybe you should imitate Dukes Of Hazzard and try to drive off a small ramp and land 20 meters away. That would be respectable.

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kickle127 0

haha wow lmao.. me and my friends did this too, but we were smart to do it off a bench, not a shed

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brutal_banger 10

hope you're a retarded kid and not a normal teenager cause then you'd deserve it

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cakezorz 0

what were you on, thinking this would be a good idea?

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crazyb56 0

I know exactly what u were thinking as soon as you hit the ground "**** YOU NATURE!!!!" and then yelled in pain

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cute_a 0

wtf did you think it would work or something whats wrong with you ydi

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nova0311 0

Ah, I see the problem here. next time, in addition to the umbrella, also use the WIRES that Julie Andrews had. idiot.

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dubsy420 0

you're parents are brother and sister, aren't they?

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