Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By jessye1182 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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Authoress 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:07

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

Addicted2FML303 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:09

Gravity's a bitch, huh?

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brianjman14 22

Wednesday 16 September 2009 7:05

lmfao wow ydi

iFruit 0

Friday 2 October 2009 4:09

Hehe thats def something i would do!

brianjman14 22

Sunday 4 October 2009 22:23

wow r u on drugs

brianjman14 22

Monday 26 October 2009 21:21

wow u guys r losers he wanted to do something funny but it just ended up badly fhl u stupid retards

Breeneefml12 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 8:11

wow. fail

Laxloverr24 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 2:12

haha wow. not as fun as it seems I guess?

LiaWantzCandii 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 3:17

Wow seriously....fuqk ur life??? um u slow fo dhat 1....who in tha helll tries to imitate mary poppins?? Like seriously ne 1 over tha age of 6 knows you caint fly off a roof with an umbrella

ShaydeStar 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 14:57

Kudo's to you m8. Nothing is funnier than poor imitations of our childhood icons/idols. Nothing except excessive bodily injury.

Siesie_FML4ever 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:21

WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN???

mylifeisfa 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 1:22

i did that when i was really young....i too broke my leg... But i was also the kid who as a toddler jumped off a bookshelf and broke BOTH my legs and collarbone. methinks dear sir, you are retarded =]

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