Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 22:00

Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 11:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By jessye1182 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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Top comments

Authoress 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:07

I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.

Addicted2FML303 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 12:09

Gravity's a bitch, huh?

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thenmymomgotajob 0

Monday 1 June 2009 17:46

Wow. This might be the stupidest FML EVER.

csrsc11 0

Monday 1 June 2009 17:53

um, how old are you?

Nuns_FTW 0

Monday 1 June 2009 17:53

44, are you as dumb as the OP? Not a signle ten year old is that dumb. He would've had to be no older than 5. Seriously, people like that are proof the evolutionary chain is going backwards.

arms_akimbo 0

Monday 1 June 2009 17:54

I see a Darwin Award in your future.

xembo123 0

Monday 1 June 2009 18:56

are you stupid? wow this was a lame FML, so obviously fake.

PokeyStix 3

Monday 1 June 2009 19:31

This is hilarious, it's like a Family Guy sketch.

PJB4466 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 3:34

Wow... you're just plain ******* stupid... YDI x 100

YungMarlon23 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 4:17

wow... you're fricken retarded... YDI over 9000

BamGirl_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:31

Wow. Thats stupid of you. If your older than like 8 then your a retard

trackrunner525 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:59

wow, 76000 YDI's...this speaks for itself

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