By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 021
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sunshyne84_fml 0

actions speak louder than words

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Adorlee 11

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

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Woolou20 1

My boyfriend does the same thing sometimes. Just give it to him, make him happy.

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Egnar 19

Because girls never crave sex, ever - Men and women crave sex equally. The difference in is how our brains work. Men just happen to be more straight-forward and cut to the chase. While women like to hide what they're thinking [in general] men just blurt it out.

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aionlover 7

LOVE AIN'T BASED ON SEX OR ANYTIG TO DO WITH IT! do not listen to thos comments! real love is when u can spend time having fun with echoer, sharing interests and cuddling watching a movie u 2 like! sex is part of love but should not b based off of it!

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mapleh 0

this is fmylife, not fmyface... bad joke?

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snazyshoos56 0

ya, I guess ur life does "SUCK"...literally.

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drwcomics 1

You seriously want sympathy for this? YDI, because you're the one who decided to date this asshole in the first place. Here's some advice: dump the douche bag, and find someone who is actually worth your time. Also, it'd be wise of you to learn that cockyness and confidence are NOT the same thing.

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iLoveJoseph 0

just happened to me.. like right now. I feel your pain. :

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Driveshaft 5

yeah...uhm...yeah. thing is, see, we kinda like bj's and will find any reason to ask for one.

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