Intimacy: Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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You deserved it 14 604

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

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You deserved it 5 186

By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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You deserved it 5 350

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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You deserved it 4 689

So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 198

You deserved it 7 113

By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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You deserved it 49 369

Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 9 646

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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You deserved it 8 441

sunshyne84_fml 0

Monday 14 March 2011 23:13

actions speak louder than words

Adorlee 11

Monday 14 March 2011 23:35

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

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junkyforlife 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:32

oh mi god that's what my stupid ex boyfriend did. such asswipes.

RockstarRN 10

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:51

Dump him!

perdix 29

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:04

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.* In some cases, that's more literally true than in others ;) ;) :) :) nudge, nudge, know what I mean? know what I mean? *That is the correct saying -- it's not "The proof is in the pudding" as so many people nonsensically say.

daydream3r 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:08

jess are you a virgin? if so this is too mature for u. Lol jk

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 16 March 2011 19:07

244. Yeah I am a virgin, that doesn't make me immature. I'd just rather not give that up until I find someone that I love, I don't think that there is anything wrong with that.