Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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Tipsybeaver 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

Comments

xrideacowboyx00 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:49

Ok I agree that the pokemon games rock. I"m 20 btw but the new ones don't do it for me. Now the old ones kicked ass. But new games always beat girlfriend or in my case they beat my bf. Anytime a new Final Fantasy comes out or a Zelda game my bf is totally ****** for like a good amount of time. You'll get used to it. Try playing video games yourself

THTB 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 7:10

Damn, Platinum is that good? I gotta pick it up.

cptnfknsunshine 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 7:21

if he was smart he'd realize that he could have sex AND play platinum at the same time.

kewljoe 4

Tuesday 24 March 2009 7:46

Guys have to wait about a week for girls on their period, girls can wait a couple days for a guy to enjoy his time playin some video games

ree_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 7:53

I say you deserved it just because you don't have any knowledge or interest regarding your boyfriend's hobbies. Also, that was some pretty bad timing on your part. Try asking again in a few days.

MaCherie_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:36

This pretty much made my day :D I even made a lame-ass demotivator out of it.

maiden_girl 5

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:02

LOL @ #3 and I agree with #5. How old is he?

berg0800 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 11:01

hahaha #3 is priceless. but I totally know how you feel. Although I do understand the whole aspect of video games on the release day and everything it is a little ridiculous. But I've had a boyfriend turn down sex because he was playing World of Warcraft....... which he played every day when he got home from work at 4:30 until he had to bring me home at 10:30, and then he would get back on after. The only time i got attention was when he was flying around.