By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, I slept over at my boyfriend's house and he offered to give me a massage, as he'd found a book on sensual massage and wanted to test it out on me. When he went to the bathroom, I found the book open on his desk- at "Massage to eliminate cellulite". FML
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sarah8909 0

Do you know how much that sort of stuff costs in a salon? Don't be so ungrateful :p

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BlackWolfVII 0

Maybe your boyfriend's got chunky thighs you've never noticed before.

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shoegal_57 0

#9 Just because she has cellulite does not make her fat, it is actually just as common in skinny people as it is in overweight people.

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

@40 Statistically, I'm probably much smarter than you are. I don't normally call people fat, but when they complain about it (MY MOM THINKS I'M FAT, FML), I make fun of them. I certainly have flaws, but I don't complain about them - I try to fix them to the best of my ability.

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Contrius 0

Agreed. Not all guys are bastards, he was just trying to help without hurting your feelings.

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tehhotness 0

#43, I find it pretty hilarious/ironic that #40 called you out for making fun of fat people... by calling you stupid

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lolwhat_fml 0

FAT SEX IS HOT. ;)

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

@47 More cushion for the pushin' :D Fat chicks are generally more into / willing to do kinky stuff. I'd take that any day over a beanpole who only will do it missionary/cowgirl.

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eeons 0

Cellulite is not fat. It's all about how your body processes starches. And, everyone needs to have some amount of starch in their diets (although most have too much). Your boyfriend's going to have to live with the fact that cellulite is very much so normal and that most women have it.

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lkrofct 0

YDT for being fat at least he didn't say it to your face :)

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

@49 - I know it's normal, so I don't mind it. However, I know some women are self-conscious about it. I really think the boyfriend was trying to do her a favor without making her feel bad.

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