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failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML

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Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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spideypowers - 05/09/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML

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stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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Lightbulb moment

Kevin - 17/10/2024 16:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML

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romainmain - 16/09/2012 22:50 - France - Charleville-m?zi?res

Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML

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dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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Shotgun

ferrarismyname - - United States

Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML

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Gunked up

strokingitasitype - - Canada - Gander

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

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GamingWolfy5 - 27/06/2019 06:36

Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML

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Monday 13 June 2011 23:09

Dumbass, you didn't have to hit it that hard :P

orangeduck 6

Monday 13 June 2011 23:10

Flys are so annoying. I sometimes go hulk if it interrupts my Taylor Swift.

salsalover_12 5

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:55

he probably used a gun to kill it.

beyondfake 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:57

******* inbred Americans.

salsalover_12 5

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:33

Fighting the fly in the hot sun..i fought the fly and the fly won i fought the fly and the fly won. Had a computer screen now i have none i fought the fly and the fly won.

Shock16 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:40

done that... but I swung at the fly with a wiffle ball bat!

UnfOrg1ven 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:16

just hit it with a fly swatter no need for a pricy computer

YouknowIsaiditfi 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:51

No one here seems to understand how dangerous flies are. They're like Terminators with wings. Good job hoeing that fly who's boss.

YouknowIsaiditfi 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:54

I MEANT SHOWING* D=. Stupid spell check

ILoveVilleValo 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:19

so did you kill the fly?

08DIB 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 10:32

did you kill it atleast?!?!? my goodness

jrmetz 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:37

fail...

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Today, I caught my husband setting up an affair with my old school-friend. I have chronic pain, a hormone imbalance and some other issues that means I'm losing interest in being intimate at all. It hurts. I don't enjoy this either. FML

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Today, like every day, everyone blew up my phone at once and I began having a panic attack. Because I didn’t respond immediately, I was called rude and a bad person. Turning off my phone isn’t an option either, because my mom will come in my room and cuss me out for not responding to her texts. FML

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Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

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Today, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, my father looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon. The 'other' pink meat", then winked suggestively at my mother. I don't think I can ever eat fish again. FML

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Today, my mom decided to let my sandwich spoil instead of refrigerating it. I spent half an hour vomiting and my mom thinks it's funny. FML

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Today, I was at a party when I saw a guy I vaguely recognized. I walked up to him and said, "Hey! Long time no see!" He looked confused and said, "Sorry, do I know you?" After an awkward pause, I realized I didn't know him at all - I had mistaken him for a character from a TV show I'm currently binge-watching. FML.

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