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By Deirbhile - 03/05/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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You deserved it 7 081

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By annika - 06/09/2020 08:07 - Canada

Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML

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You deserved it 236

By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 027

You deserved it 8 365

Class dismissed

By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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You deserved it 7 658

By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 03:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 125

You deserved it 47 099

By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 159

You deserved it 6 819

By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 082

You deserved it 6 171

Dad! No!

By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 177

You deserved it 547

Rachel! Emily!

By MoreThenFriends - 16/08/2018 22:00

Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 041

You deserved it 250

By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 212

You deserved it 3 076

By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 049

You deserved it 260

pinkducttape 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:02

harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.

lookitsnatash 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:06

I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.

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failwhatwhat 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:41

GINGER DEBATE! lets go at it in this corner-people that watch southpark and actually have a sense of humor in this corner-humorless assholes who cant take a joke

asdf543 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:44

i'm sorry but gingers do suck. http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=g1j7n71b7vjz839xxgk3rlm48loz

FMLfangirl89 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:45

awe thats mean. i have blonde hair but i love red hair. my best friend is a ginger, wouldnt have him any other way! some people are so dumb.

sampsonite24 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:49

that sucks. i get made fun of all the time for having red hair. it just sucks even more that your dad said it

Mr_Robotron 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:52

Deserved that one, ya' filthy ginger kid. On a more serious note, my mom's a ginger and a rather nice lady

iluvcody 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:59

110) you are an idiot. if you do not have pasty skin and freckles, you are NOT a ginger, youre a day walker. a ginger is someone with red hair, freckles, and pasty skin that has no soul (and can't be a pirate). a day walker is someone with red hair that doesnt have pale skin and freckles. OP-YDI for not having a soul.

alex_vik 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:09

#119 - Do you really take all your 'facts' about life from a cartoon? That's as bad as Fox News.

tibsy2000 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:09

It is a proven fact that red-heads have more sex than a person with any other type of hair color

weirdoh 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:19

#3 ROFL! your dad and and his friend are nice..NOT. Gingers are generally pretty and have classic beauty.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:20

Two FMLs in a row that remind me of South Park, first the semen one and now this. Anyway, I'm sure you're beautiful. I've never seen an ugly ginger kidd.