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By Deirbhile - 03/05/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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By annika - 06/09/2020 08:07 - Canada

Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML

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By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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Class dismissed

By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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You deserved it 7 658

By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 03:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

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You deserved it 47 099

By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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You deserved it 6 819

By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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You deserved it 6 171

Dad! No!

By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

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You deserved it 547

Rachel! Emily!

By MoreThenFriends - 16/08/2018 22:00

Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML

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You deserved it 250

By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

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You deserved it 3 076

By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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You deserved it 260

pinkducttape 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:02

harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.

lookitsnatash 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:06

I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.

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idratherbinsh 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:14

being a ginger is awesome. don't let anyone tell you different. we're mutants, i mean, how cool is that?

Atropos_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:17

Honestly, where the hell did this "let's make fun of gingers" thing start? I don't see what's wrong with red hair; I love it. But I'm always hearing people say things about redheads and I just don't get it.

NeverBAckDown_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:30

aww im so sorry well at least theres ppl outthere that like gingers ... im one those that like them so dont fell bad

ACT99 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:33

Gingers suck. They have no souls. I have no sympathy

Fuzy2K 7

Thursday 6 February 2014 5:06

Yeah, I know. We're like Kirby crossed with Satan or something. >:)

Metal1209 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:35

Hey wtf I'm a ginger :/. I don't have pasty white skin or many freckles, just the red hair. I do like my hair occasionally, but other times I wish I had brown hair.

hpodity 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:45

Sucks for the kid, people only love red hair if it's on a girl. It can really suck sometimes because hating on gingers is considered an acceptable form of racism, but hey, you win some you lose some.

jio_freed 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:54

well red hair on girls is hot, so don't worry about it

satanicminnow1 1

Monday 4 May 2009 1:56

gingers make me vomit. Go back to Ireland or Scotland or whatever, you freckled fags!!

Jertastic 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:58

If they were joking and laughed about it, this wouldn't be an FML at all. That is why I don't believe some of these FMLs. They could just say,"and laughs pursued" and it wouldn't be an FML.