Intimacy: Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed,...

By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2023 22:00

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

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By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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Friday 3 June 2011 2:00

Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.

bluetiger105 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:03

What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.

Comments

Alekyork 0

Friday 3 June 2011 17:20

Sounds ok. Just cheat on her too.

taetay2010j 0

Friday 3 June 2011 17:33

that's the worst excuse ever one I hate cheaters two women are disgraceful ***** and I am a girl some people bring shame fyl :(

AdobeAlf 2

Friday 3 June 2011 18:26

should have took out your grenade.

Poliahputz 0

Friday 3 June 2011 18:40

Wow...tell her you wanna stay together but cant deal with referring to your wife as a ***** for a year

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 3 June 2011 19:12

A year is a long time. My wife and I love each other magnificently but even we have a three month rule.

pan1cked 0

Friday 3 June 2011 20:08

that's really ******* sad.

rambi_fml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:20

couldnt she have waited till her boyfriend left, geez guy i feel sorry for you

ShrukiantheMad 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:29

More women cheat nowadays than men do. It's sick that people even think about being so selfish that they can't go one year without ******* someone.

monnanon 13

Friday 3 June 2011 20:06

where did you get your stats from? I would say its either an almost equal score or women feel guilt more keenly.

matildalillyysto 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:57

stuff like this pisses me off for real my man is in the army and I would never ever think of doing something so horrible to him. I feel bad for you I truely do I'm sorry. it's soo sad that this always happens to the people in the military it's not right:(

rj33445 4

Friday 3 June 2011 20:00

on to the next 1

americansoilder1 0

Friday 3 June 2011 20:14

that sucks brother, I leave for fort benning in a month and I worry about that everyday...it kinda eats at ya when u have nothing but time to think about what might be happening

lowshadows 21

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:01

true, i haven't even been deployed yet and the bitch cheated on me. Congrats on FT. Benning, graduated last August Alpha 1-19 Infantry Regiment. HOOAH!