Intimacy: Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed,...

By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

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Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

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By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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Friday 3 June 2011 2:00

Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.

bluetiger105 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:03

What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.

Comments

venturestar 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:16

hahaha and women wonder why good men like you my brotha turn into players

matt12866 1

Friday 3 June 2011 8:32

damn bro that sucks.. def get a divorce and hell while your there in Germany get you some before you deploy.

lowshadows 21

Friday 3 June 2011 8:34

true that.

Jrshep4187 7

Friday 3 June 2011 8:47

that blows.... some of my buddies had the same shit happen to the right before their r&r....

N3v43h 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:50

um... no... did you forget I'm paid to kill people?...

bengalsbaby13 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:53

aww I'm so sorry! I wish there was a wag anyone could make this better, thank you for all you do

pan1cked 0

Friday 3 June 2011 8:57

this definitely not an FML that deserves a comment from you, dude.

pan1cked 0

Friday 3 June 2011 9:05

as a Marine spouse, it makes me sick. I've remained faithful my husband's entire deployment, and will until it's over. I couldn't and wouldn't ever cheat on him just because he is away. that's what is supposed to make military relationships stronger. by keeping the true spark alive.

xMissPiggyx 0

Friday 3 June 2011 10:17

This made me think of the whisky lullaby music video. The military guy came home to find his girlfriend (or wife..) in bed with another guy. He left her. Then he killed himself. Then later on, she killed herself. I really hope you don't kill yourself though!!! And you should dump that dumb bitch. She doesn't deserve you and you deserve waaay better.

CommanderNutterB 0

Friday 3 June 2011 11:01

Shoot the other dude in the dick and balls and betcha she won't ever think about it again. but when you do it make sure she watches lol then look up slowly with and evil look and slightly turn your head and be like....... "geta *****...bitch....." then walk off all cool like nothing happened haha