By anon - 06/05/2015 12:50 - United States - Lawrence

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Today, I finally reached the point where it became necessary to give my boyfriend an ultimatum: either clip your toenails, or we aren't having sex. FML
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Lucario227 22

I'm extremely curious about what his choice was

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haileyrows 26

He was really toeing the line, eh? Glad you finally put your foot down

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coffeelicious 11

"No not the toenails, anything but the toenails!" If he says that, well best of luck to the both of you. :P

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whitetiger13131 26

Yikes. Hope he picked the option that doesn't involve abstinence.

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HairyPunisher 27

I had a similar problem. My boyfriend's feet weren't gross by any means, it was just simple neglect. I shamefully admit, I clipped his toenails while he was sleeping... it was a new low for me.

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gc327072 30

Either way he wants to nail you, look on the bright side!

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Enslaved 36

Dicktator! Why can't he have his toe nails the way he wants? Seems like you're using sex to manipulate him to do what you want. Tsk tsk.

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leogachi 15

You sound like you're joking, but in case you aren't she's probably tired of getting scratched up by his toe nails.

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thatonetribute 31

Ugh, gross.

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whitnayfortooh 29

kinda hard to get kinky when your getting scraped by toe nails

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kittycat1224 11

I clip his toe nails for him majority of the time, so this ultimatum would not really work for me. XD

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SystemofaBlink41 27

He's still thinking it through.

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dakotaabriannee 14

Sex over long toenails any day!

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