Transportation: Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got...

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By Awkward - 25/04/2011 18:38 - United States

Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML

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By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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Friday 26 June 2009 12:23

LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?

Chidge 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:25

YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.

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eastbaydad 0

Friday 26 June 2009 17:57

I would have said something like this, "you know one of the reasons we are breaking up is due to your lack of adenturesome. Like right now my ideal woman would take this long wait as an opp for some road head.". The tell her u may reconsider for a ********. then dump her again when u dump her dumb ass at home.

Ughsucks 0

Friday 26 June 2009 21:14

That probably would work on most women ...

1234five 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:32

you're stupid

Boweezee 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:38

Good job, jerk-off. You could have prevented all that awkwardness by taking her home first. At least if she was at home, someone could be there to comfort her instead of being stuck with you for a horrible half hour.

taaam 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:41

awkward :/

mylifesucks1232 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:45

F your girlfriends life :(

lingfeng 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:18

It must have been awkward for both of you, and perhaps you could have done it when dropping her off instead of in the car. However, I have respect for you because you at least had the balls to do it in person, rather than over the phone, through text/email/etc.

mendertorsel 0

Friday 26 June 2009 19:22

Ouch, but I agree with the person who said F the girlfriend's life. Sure it's awkward for you, but she got to sit in the car with someone she probably still liked/loved... who just dumped her. That's worse.