Transportation: Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got...

By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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Friday 26 June 2009 12:23

LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?

Chidge 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:25

YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.

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lilacwords 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:35

Drive her, then dump her, and I think this is really sad. Poor gf, but w/e you knew her not me.

MSJ91 1

Friday 26 June 2009 14:36

Actually, I think breaking up with her to her face is probably the nicest thing you could have done, because you were there if she needed someone. A half an hour might be a bit long, but I hope you at least tried to cheer her up in the meantime.

lacalina 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:48

YDI, FHL

Colby_Colbert 0

Friday 26 June 2009 14:55

perfect time for "**** or walk"

megelin 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:38

imagine how shitty that half hour felt for her.

Briarpatch1799 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:49

Yeah really

ddldave 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:43

Why'd you even go out with her in the first place if you're going to break up with her? Fool.

chea_chea 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:10

#29 You're being sarcastic right? People don't go out with the intent of breaking up, it's something that happens when things don't work out. I'm sure this guy probably had a reason for doing it, no matter how stupid it may be, people don't break things off unless one (or both) of them are unhappy with the relationship and want out. It appears she was happy with how things were going, which is definitely unfortunate for her but doesn't make him a prick either.

Dickman16 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:44

I agree with number 3 and 26 and ur a dumbass!!

anniesaysbueno 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:46

should have planned that one out better...

SierraStabler 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:47

Aww I feel for your ex..... She must have really cared about you for her to be "bawling her eyes out". Why would you break her heart like that knowing you were her ride home? YDI