By Dog_Lover - 18/12/2012 15:30 - Canada - Montreal

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
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YoTengoTomatoes 7

What kind of name is "Dong" for a dog anyway?

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streetracerVC 9

"ahh dick! Where did you lose your balls now, huh?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Sounds like the word farts in Spanish lol.

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PhishloverA 14

Wow, I never knew dong meant 'penis' in Greek. I thought it was just slang for it

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kevinmahoney 2

You were previously unaware that dong was slang for penis?

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trmntr 4

Regardless of what you named the dog, the neighbors don't like you because every night for the last three years you've been screaming. Every night.

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kennaem1 11

You've never heard anyone call a penis dong?

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tsent8 15

I bet you were screaming for dong- if ya know what I mean.

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iBeast101 5

I applaud everyone for their smart and well thought out comments.

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gwenmomoxide 5

So your dogs name is phallus? How do you not know that means penis

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