By Dog_Lover - 18/12/2012 15:30 - Canada - Montreal

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
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YoTengoTomatoes 7

What kind of name is "Dong" for a dog anyway?

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maz95 17

Must of been a pretty weirdly pronounced name to mean penis in Greek!

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cristy91 33

If that's the name, she needs to watch out for some hispanic communities too. It sounds like she's saying farts. (it's actually written pedos but many nationalities don't pronounce the d)

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fanaticdragon 10

A dog named 'Pedos' would be infinitely worse.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

The dogs name is not "Dong." Why do these comments keep getting thumbed up? I understand the mistake, but are people really this dumb?

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iamzikang 17

At least you know you still have a good friend :)

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zombieslayer83 19

you should get another dog and name it ding

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EverdreamOfMe 24

Your dogs name is kavli, putsa or putsos?

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Pixiemels 19

Aaaaaah kavli, another one I didnt think of!

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SoultheWolf 19

Dong means dick in English too... And Quebec is French/English, so I find it hard to believe you wouldn't know that.

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skyeyez9 24

I have this language translator on my iPad and the Greek word for Penis sounds like "Behlz" I

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