Stop

By dad - 03/03/2009 22:28 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
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MissFae 0

Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...

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FuzzMonkey09 0

You totally deserved that. Cant wait til shes out of the house?

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djtelekinesis 0

Dude, that's just teaching your daughter to have a good relationship with your spouse. Just don't go telling her to stop when she's with some guy in the next room.

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endingcooks 0

It's stupid when people say "teach her a lesson" nobody wants to hear their parents having sex! wait till shes out of the house.

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rachelforgot2 0

hahahahaha o wow id feel weird if i was her poor girl! at least be queot when your home and she is there! dont want to scar her for life! hahahahhaaaaa

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bongo200 1

First, I laughed SEcond, what are you retarded? Having sex while your daughter is home? -_- Third, WHY did you check your phone >.<

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Astroglide1000 0

why would you answer a text message when youre having sex? thats what i want to know.

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alex_vik 0

Maybe you shouldn't have sex when your daughter can hear you?

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friscosoonerkid 3

Just have her put headphones in and make her listen to her music.

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measishouldbe 17

But then she will still know about it coz u basically just told her its happening by asking her to listen to music.

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were_giraffe 2

dont answer the phone if she can't stop herself from interfering with your sex life with your wife, she doesn't need that cell phone. She needs to respect your marriage and respect your boundaries. Actually the fact she sent you a text on purpose, knowing you were making love to your wife is somewhat disturbing. It sounds like she wants your attention and is jealous that you're spending it on your wife and not her. so again... boundaries, boundaries, boundaries. and she is NOT the center of your family

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Apoptosis 0

Sounds like your daughter should invest in some headphones.

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greenman_fml 0

you should have made more noise and yelled louder, then thrown your used condom on her pillow. that will teach her not to interrupt you during mommy and daddy time

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