Stop

By dad - 03/03/2009 22:28 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
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MissFae 0

Why are you checking texts in the middle of sex? We're gonna see your wife posting here next...

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genius_man16 0

#79 is a god If the daughter really heard you guys having sex, then she could have, you know, GONE TO ANOTHER ROOM. I'm assuming you guys live in a house, and generally, that house has more than 2 rooms, and more than 1 floor. Unless you guys were being super loud, and even then she could have gone outside (although, it would be a /little/ weird if you were screaming at the top of your lungs with your daughter home, lol) And she's probably just another bitchy little girl who want's everything to go her way, and when something bugs her she wants it to "STOP" She should just go take a bitch pill and get over it. I hope that you wait until she first has sex, walk in and say "STOP" just to get back at her. It would bring the epic lulz.

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Seegtease 0

A better idea would be for her to put her iPod (that she no doubt has several of, because she's clearly a spoiled brat) on, and blast it. I'm sure that would do the trick.

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elfuzzo 0

Child needs to harden the **** up.

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scarredforlife 0

Its not going to scar people, but honestly its nicer not to have to listen to your parents going at it -.-

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thewelshmetal 0

next time she has a boy round, text her, 'i watching you, be good' lol

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heythed12 0

we're gonna see your daughter write here next. i've caught my parents doing it and i almost threw up.

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jim_witness 0

Do they have the same name and were you screaming it?? That may be another issue

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liveitlearnit 0

75. It's called having sex, with a partner that's been blowing my mind for two years. But thanks for jumping to conclusions that I can't get laid because I wasn't a slutty child. 79. It's called being quiet. You can enjoy yourself without robbing your children of innocence. OP is classless and shouldn't be a parent- end of story.

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