STOP TALKING

By SlickMcK - 05/06/2010 21:14 - United States

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Today, my mother asked me if I'd heard of anal sex. Before I could fully process her question, she explained that it's dangerous because the tissues of the anus are finer and more susceptible to STDs. There were still forty minutes left in our car ride. FML
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perdix 29

Tell her you need "a nap" and to turn off auto-correct on your iPhone.

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perdix 29

You should ask her how Dad gives it to her. That will make the last 39 minutes of your ride silent . . . or more disturbing than the Blue Waffle.

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alex_cutie 0

must be really awkward... u shouldve just told her that you have heard of it and that's she should focuss on the road instead

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MyChemicalLife_fml 0

She watched Dr. OZ!! Awkward...

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monkeygirl92 0

Aww FYL OP. I hate talks like that. Ughh there so awkward.

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fookyouu 0

your moms deffinitly took it in the ass mad times

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mizzjade 0

haha funny, at least she's watching out for you :)

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idaniboo 0

ummm. oh well? how is that awkward or suckish at all. you deserved it I guess. haahaha. don't get in the car with your awkward mother. (;

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Yaseeher 0

for ***** sake you 13 years of age ashleeii . how is it fün? your body hasn't even developed. you takin it up the ass can lead to death. before bullshiting again make sure you have people you know on FML. people will really make fun of you until your comments removed. seriosly I really need to consider how my bros mind works . he is 13. hope he doesn't turn into a attention seeking douche. OP dw parents will always think postivly off you.

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Freeze_fml 16

#121 FTW. WTF is with the surge of kid *****?

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THeInSpEraTIOn4u 0

lol would u wanna have this conversation with ur mom.

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alex_cutie 0

and you should know that the car is usually the place where parents ask those questions...duh. next time bring an iPod or pretend to sleep it works

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danturn 0

...so...was she proposisioning you or what?

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ZombieBunnies 0

grammer poisoning?

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Stevefett 0

Propositioning means asking if they want to do it. In other words was their mom asking them or offering to do that. and lol for that comment.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

^ It was mockery. But thanks for the definition-- I'm sure some of these commentors will find it handy.

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