Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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benhamean 0

that's sad... poor u with a guy like that

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wordgirl 0

He's an ass and you're an idiot if you don't leave him immediately.

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ssch 0

ha ha fat people make me laugh they also do that with a box of donuts... ha ha

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Viscount 0

Seriously, look at all the girls. "OMG HE'S A DICK!" Did you ever think that he might have been hungry, bitch? I hate it when my girlfriends or dates steal parts of my food. Especially when they have their own or turned down the opportunity. "It's okay, I'll just have some of yours. :D" No, no you won't. I order my food to eat, not to share because you're too damn self-conscious to eat a whole meal. Get your own.

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wordgirl 0

Okay, yeah. Everybody here saying not to steal someone's food is right. It's infuriating when you aren't expecting it. But he was still over the top.

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Bam7643 0

haha I think it depends on the sandwich and the size of the bite. if it was a great sandwich then I'm siding with the bf

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Viscount 0

If every woman I've ever met is any indication, I'd say it's likely this is a habit and not a one-time offense. He likely finally got fed up with it.

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jlj945 0

dump him.. what comment number one said hes gonna be a wife beater someday

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frankgrimes 4

YOU DESERVE IT FOR BITING HIS BURGER.......

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capthavoc123 0

You deserve it for not asking first.

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notme123 0

you never mess with a guys food without their permission.

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