Major red flag

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402 0

so break up with him. duh.

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XanimalloverX 0

if men can eat off a womans plate a woman can eat off a mans plate women deserve just as much respect as men do

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astro_plastic 0

Um, my response got deleted, as well as another above me. We said 'amen'. Why should that be moderated? People come here throwing around insults about weight and looks and all sorts of lame, unoriginal yet potentially hurtful stereotypes, and the word 'amen' is deleted? Can someone explain this?

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melysah44 0

my last relationship started like that too. men like that need control over someone. I would leave now if you don't want to live in a lifetime movie like I did. Although you probably just showed him that you'll stay no matter how he treats you

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smokey420 2

**** that guy you deserve it for going out with him

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Noxic 0

Spit on his food or in his drink when he's not looking then dump him lol. :)

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XanimalloverX 0

dump him seriously you deserve better then a scumbag

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grampa_pubes666 0

that's unfortunet,

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The__Redneck 7

This is only a YDI if you put up with it. If you're still with him, then I got no sympathy.

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cactus_fml 0

Hahahahaha, he's a fatass. Dump him.

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Withired_Away 0

it pisses me off when my girlfriend does that I feel his pain haha. But it doesn't make me wanna break up with her. Also you should be making his food.

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Withired_Away 0

no he just likes food, but you could be right. I'm only 106 or something, I'm 14 and I like food:) if my girlfriend did that I'd tell her to get in the kitchen and make me a better one.

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