Love language

By gummy bear - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend, "Where art thou, my love?" via SMS. She replied, "Toilet." FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

Oh no, you've found out the truth-- that girls POO and PEE. How will you LIVE?!

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guppy40000 0

good thing chivalry and toilet humor are going stronger then ever.

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jiggyjiggz 0

ydi for being a douche

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Jos411 3

Does anyone else realize the irony of "old-school romantic" and "via SMS" in the same sentence?

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xxxbooxxx 16

haha I've done that(:

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zowieandzander77 1

Am I the only one bothered that she was Texting while in the bathroom?? That's nasty. OP think of where her hands were, then touching her phone, then it touching her face te next time you kiss her.

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sallen0046 4

If she was still in the bathroom, it's doubtful she took the time to pause between wiping and standing up to reply to a message. Most likely, she was either on her way, or still going, meaning her hands had touched nothing but her pants.

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

She answered your question. I don't see why you're complaining. She could have said "in between your bestfriend's legs".

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BikeAllDay818 6

She's a keeper!

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Mokegowa 0

For all the people who really didn't pay attention to R

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