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sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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eiji_chan 0

I had to reread this one a few times to make sure I wasn't seeing things. I wasn't. FYL

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lemonkeith 0

fml i have to deal with this nasty post

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lieuwkill1 0

whahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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prttyyngthng 0

Hey, you killed two birds with one stone: You showed your dog who's boss AND you got to hump your best friend. Way to go!

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sophiepento 0

WHY THE **** DID YOU HUMP YOUR DOG BACK, ARE YOU RETARTED!?

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

the reason is right there in the fml you stupid ****

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Weezie 0

hilarious... but wtf dude...

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Emma_91 0

LOL. I wanna know what your mom said.

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