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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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potterfile 0

...fail srsly i would take a picture of that and put it on failblog.com like "procreation fail 2" sorta like the dog humping the duck : srsly tho, you can also show dominance to your dog by making him roll on his back. try that

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eppie 0

ok thats freaking hillarious and i must say if my dog did that i would hit him off..(not in a mean way like beating him but to show u mean buisness and ur not to be messed with.) oh and slap him dont punch him.

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rabidbacon 0

To set dominance in a dog, you lay him down and stand over him. You have to do this a few times for him to see that you are the alpha. Humping him back is not how its done!

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Cg3780byoch 0

# 1 is right...what the hell were u thinking?

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Nylus 0

WHAT ARE YOU ON!?!? that is so sick and wrong i cant even begin to tell you

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matt97_fml 0

Wow you are retarded. Who the hell told you that? YDI

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xxmsp91 0

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH LOL. its sumthing what i would do, if i had a dog hahah

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