Cars, Accident and Transportation: Crash

Crash

By horribledriver - 01/12/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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Carplayed out

By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 00:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By LifeLikeLemons - 14/11/2016 23:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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You deserved it 465

By scherzo - 09/04/2018 08:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML

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Luckster 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:59

That's why you ignore the sound of ringing phones when you're on the road. Pull over next time.

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:00

The idea of trying to answer your phone while driving.

Comments

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:27

I hate those commercials!! Exspecially when my ringtone sounds nothing like that and I still look for it! FYL and sorry about your car OP. :(

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 23 December 2011 14:17

And that is why using a phone while driving is illegal in most (if not every) state.

rooboy 16

Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:57

YDI. I can't believe you put this up hoping people will feel sorry for the jerk who has their priorities all sorts of jacked up.

midnight21 8

Monday 7 May 2012 20:01

You deserve it for being an irresponsible driver. It's people like you who I am afraid I'm going to lose a loved one over. Next time, drive safer you asshole.

ethankain 1

Monday 9 July 2012 5:24

You're ****** stupid.

coolster5000 22

Monday 22 October 2012 2:05

what a douchecanoue

teentee401 36

Thursday 16 May 2013 22:56

So...you actually put your head down...looking for your phone down by your feet...taking your eyes COMPLETELY off the road?...Okay...Got it...Just had a hard time believing someone could be that stupid.