Cars, Accident and Transportation: Crash

Crash

By horribledriver - 01/12/2009 22:48 - United States

Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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Carplayed out

By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 00:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By LifeLikeLemons - 14/11/2016 23:51 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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You deserved it 465

By scherzo - 09/04/2018 08:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML

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Luckster 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:59

That's why you ignore the sound of ringing phones when you're on the road. Pull over next time.

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:00

The idea of trying to answer your phone while driving.

Comments

bugmenotmofo 34

Friday 4 December 2009 20:53

figures. I've been all over the country and you arizona drivers are THE worse.

hellkitten 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 2:45

Keep in mind that half the drivers in Arizona have California plates.

hellkitten 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 2:42

Nice to see that you're in Arizona driving around like a douche bag. It's bad enough with the snowbirds flocking in from other states. We don't need this kind of carelessness on the road too. Hope you'll be taking the bus indefinitely.

DarthRant 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 18:25

Wow. What a shame you only totaled your car and didn't remove yourself from the gene pool, as well; we all deserve for you to. And before anyone posts about how extreme the aforementioned opinion is, or what a bastard I am: yes, I am, and no, it's not extreme. This idiot is the kind of person who takes other people out through sheer stupidity and thoughtlessness. Tell me, what phone calls are you receiving that are so important you (or anyone, quite frankly) need to answer them while driving? Maybe next time you'll finish the job, twit. And for the rest of you talking on the phone and (especially!) texting while driving, you can't be taken out fast enough, either.