Death and Delivery: Bigmouth Strikes Again

Bigmouth Strikes Again

By Username - 25/10/2010 11:03 - France

Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:09 - Australia

Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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The Rainbow Bridge

By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

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By KMKWEEN - 16/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML

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By ... - 12/03/2009 18:57 - France

Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said, "Look who finally decided to come to work!" His response was, "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML

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Thanks for the memories

By How - 01/10/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 11:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 02:00

Today, on the first occasion I've seen my boss since her brief leave, I brought up how I got to hear all our customers' heartwarming plans for their moms on Mother's Day. Her mother just died. That's why she was on leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 06:41 - United States

Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML

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By Auston - 17/07/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML

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worldclass 0

Monday 25 October 2010 16:05

you had no way of knowing, not your fault!

DocBastard 38

Monday 25 October 2010 16:05

OP, remember when you make presumptions you make a pre out of Sue and umption. Wait...

Comments

0opsie 6

Monday 25 October 2010 16:47

Honest mistake. Not your fault, you didn't know, blablahblah.....

MidgetMonster 0

Monday 25 October 2010 17:05

not an honest mistake---more like completely none of your business anyway, so learn how to keep your mouth shut and mind your own lousy business!!

tthhoomm 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:02

what do u do for a living? bitch 40 hours a week? they were just trying to be friendly....

ego1 0

Monday 25 October 2010 17:12

u didnt know but if u feel bad just get a card abd give ut 2 em on your next route

cherri2011 0

Monday 25 October 2010 17:13

She died this Tuesday.....what is he psychic? Lol

insanesna1l 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:51

haha I was thinking that. maybe he had organized it for the Tuesday

nmillamane 0

Monday 25 October 2010 17:22

still pretty popular though.

MissD0llFace 5

Monday 25 October 2010 17:30

DUDE.....

TinyDude 10

Monday 25 October 2010 17:53

Lols is he planning to kill her or something?

SaintE_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 18:32

he was confessing his murder plot, they always tell the mailman

MissD0llFace 5

Monday 25 October 2010 18:42

LMFAO

cesciscecsy 0

Monday 25 October 2010 18:33

awwwwh honest mistake is honest! u shouldnt feel bad, just laugh it off ;p

Pistoph 0

Monday 25 October 2010 18:46

shes still popular though if those people bothered to write a card

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