Apron strings

By heatherjo - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
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rubyliu8420 7

that's just weird on so many levels.

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interstellar_fml 6

For him to say something that drastic, there must have been at least a few instances before this when his uncut umbilical cord popped out. That attitude doesn't sprout overnight.

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amarieeee 4

i think its far overdue to cut the umbelical cord !

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jiharrison 0

WTF? Sounds like someone is waaaay too attached to momma...

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Mourningstar 4

Careful, thats a mama's boy with big issues. Put the brakes on that shit now or I promise when she moves in (and she will want to and he'll let her) you'll wish you had done something before all the entanglement. Good luck.

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LeRae 2

Uhm.... what? Punch the mom in the tit! Not literally, of course, but that's really stupid. Though it appears that you're gonna have to deal with it through the rest of your marriage, now. FYL D:

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