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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction
By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction
By icanteven - 12/09/2013 01:12 - United States - Florence
By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 08:42 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 16:21 - United States - Mount Carmel
By how about never? - 19/10/2014 11:22 - United States - San Fernando
By Dumbfounded - 08/08/2012 23:03 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor
By hahahah111 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By umm - 08/12/2009 20:35 - United States
By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 01:53 - United States
By Dnamei - 22/03/2016 14:17 - Belgium
By Phoebe - 18/07/2009 08:15 - Singapore
By TTR - 13/11/2011 00:36 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States
By Hayley - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York
By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 06:36 - Australia - Sydney
By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 21:31 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:42 - United States
By haleyart - 10/06/2013 16:10 - United States - Shreveport
Hey everyone! Op here! I just wanted to thank the FML staff for posting this and everyone for your very funny comments. To clear things up... No my (now ex) boyfriend is not a midget, he's in fact a giant, I'm the short one. We were going to try it later OUTSIDE but he surprised me by picking me up in his house. No the ceiling fan was not on, thankfully. We had a great laugh about it afterwards and I wasn't mad at him. We actually joked how it was perfect for a romantic comedy. Sorry for answering so late, I JUST got my account verified. Hope this clarifies some things :)
By harrington61 - 19/05/2013 21:27 - United States - Midland
By Wealthyparrot - 10/05/2013 08:24 - United States
By dave - 27/10/2009 15:36 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Newark
By cunning glassist - 08/03/2014 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay
By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26
By Suzie Leone - 24/01/2012 03:21 - United States
By fuck my eyeballs - 01/12/2013 23:07 - United States - Rancho Palos Verdes
By nottheuglyfriend - 07/03/2015 23:55 - United States
OP here. Lol, no, after a while we cleared things up. To be honest I set my self up for this because I tend to make the weirdest faces I can on purpose when someone takes a picture of me. They didn't mean it to be rude, they were just having fun with my strange photos. We set up a contest with all of us and now I'm the one photoshopping them ;D
By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton
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OP here, made an account so I can answer some questions. My sister is 26, I'm 22. We got along pretty good, untill I met and married my husband and started a family. She lives with my parents, and is in a very bad relationship. When I met my husband, my sis tried to get me grounded (!) and tried to convince my parents not to let me see him. She also tried to blackmail me into not seeing him. She was against the marriage, and cried and screamed when she learned I was pregnant, saying I don't deserve what she doesn't have, claiming it won't be special when she has a baby because she wasn't the first to give my parents grandchildren (my parents don't think that way, they'll love every grandchild). My son is a very sweet and charming little guy, he sleeps through the night, is always happy, eats everything, rarely gets sick, crawls,... He's a very easy baby to care for, and everyone loves him and he loves everyone. The plan I found was in a notebook, while helping my parents clean out the attic. It included my husbands workschedule, and the days my son goes to daycare. Also what my son eats and his medical reccord. Her country of choice is Australia. A few days before this discovery, she asked me if she could take my boy to the zoo, alone. I refuses because he had a slight fever, and I'm very happy I did. My son has a kids-ID, my sister isn't allowed to be alone with him anymore, and I alerted the daycare to NEVER let her take him home. When I confronted her, she said it was just a joke, she was just 'messing with her little sister'. The notebook was hidden in a pile of schoolnotes, if we didn't clean the attic, we'd never know. Sorry for the long text, and sorry for my english. Ps: My dad was close to the airport when the bomb went of, but he didn't get hurt. My family and friends are scared and shaken, but safe. We mourn for the victims