By Darbstar101 - 08/04/2015 13:00 - Australia - Lawnton
The Top
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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States
By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville
Tonight, on First Dates…
By John_Elvis - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Valparaiso
By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States
By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport
Devious
By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States
By lat187 - 12/11/2015 01:12 - United States
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Top comment wins: I now have two mustaches on my face!! She sneezed away from me, thankfully not in my face. I felt the wax go everywhere. For some reason her gut reaction was to put the waxing paper on my eyebrow. Which made things a lot more difficult because they couldn't get to the wax. So they had to pick at the paper and peel that off the best they could. They tried warm compresses, and I'm not sure what different solvents they tried, but they did not work. My eye/face was getting so irritated I finally just told them I needed to leave. My friend helped me with baby oil which after a lot of patience worked. I'm still missing some parts. Thankfully they already called to offer me some various complimentary services.
I'm in this FML and I don't like it
By Selfish Whiner - 03/06/2013 11:56 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe
Get off your ass
By nepotwatism @ its finest - 23/09/2015 15:05 - Sweden - Halmstad
Good sport
By whatthef - 02/11/2009 18:06 - United States
By ~JESSICA~ - 11/09/2010 06:19 - United States
By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita
By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 05:58 - United States
By Camera - 17/04/2015 04:56 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita
By Becca34 - 07/03/2015 02:24 - United States - Atlanta
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Hey, OP here. My grandmother has NEVER had a filter. My father has told me all sorts of stories from when he was a kid. After I went home, she felt terrible and called my dad to tell him that she was sorry. My sister, who's really my stepsister, has always been skinnier. So is her mom, sister and brother. It's part of their genetics. I've known them since I was little and think of them as my blood family. I've had body issues in the past, and that's probably the main reason it hurt so much. I still love my grandma, no matter what. Thanks for all the nice comments guys!
By anonymous - 03/08/2009 07:37 - Taiwan
By Cùchulainn - 10/01/2009 03:23 - France
Bump in the road
By misshb - 18/01/2010 01:26 - United Kingdom
By firebombtimEFUCKERS - 29/09/2012 16:32 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 00:36 - United States
Let em in
By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States
She's lost control again
By wellgreat - 14/04/2009 05:11 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/10/2009 15:15 - Netherlands
Pissed
By assgoblins piss me off - 06/05/2014 20:52 - Canada - Camrose
Come again?
By Smash_Mouth - 08/03/2009 05:36 - United States
By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland
By olivia_stealth - 08/02/2009 23:50 - United States
olivia_stealth_fml tells us more.
thanks for all your imput. for the record i am in GT and AP classes and my parents expect at least a 3.75 GPA ususally. i am still currently grounded, and won't be ungrounded until i recieve a 4.0 on my report card. WHICH is technically a 5.0 with AP credit. so do not criticize my "ambition or self respect", vm2012, because I guarentee I have a better transcript than you. kthanks to everyone else for your comments! <333
By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:01 - United Kingdom
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I'm the op (just made an account) I bought the car with my money, and since they drove the car as well they paid for some maintance and insurance. They decided to sell the car without talking to me first, but said that I would be able to drive the new car they were going to buy. Turns out the insurance would be too expensve with me on it, hence the FML. Not all bad though, they feel guilty so they are sorting me out with a car once i finish uni. (only just found this bit out)
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OP here, yes the girl was fine and laughing when I ran up to her to see if she was okay. My dogs just a very large, very excitable english mastiff puppy and the girl loves dogs so it worked out fine after I bought her another ice-cream. And my puppy wasn't on a leash because we were at a dog park playing with other dogs and she was very fired up. The little girls parent saw what happened and were very understanding :)