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By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2011 19:05

You didn't notice the other moving cars around you? You, sir, lack intelligence.

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Sunday 12 June 2011 19:03

Epic fail.

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Zetsumei101 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:52

Being an idiot is not an fml.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:57

Someone smoked their lunch today!

tbone666 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 22:59

was the parked car in the middle of the road or are you just an idiot???

NayNay14 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:02

dumb ass.

NinjaWithSwag 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:02

emmiep can you message me or add my msn?

gabeyxo 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:10

thats so freaking fumny

iPikaSaurus 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:12

that's nice

TheOnlyToaster 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:12

happened to me before, while taking my drivers test...I failed because of that

Maggie41909 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:15

has anyone here gotten their FML approved and gotten it posted.?

jackiemoonthepro 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:17

the other cars flying past must have been a bit of a give away

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