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By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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every1luvsvag 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:05

You didn't notice the other moving cars around you? You, sir, lack intelligence.

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Epic fail.

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michael45 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:30

dumbass

iLove2LoveU 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:02

wait a second grammar Nazi!! "you're" grammar "definately" proves your comment? yup!! you're right I'm the one with the grammar mistakes haha

iLove2LoveU 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:03

to 91^^

bootzilla_fml 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:38

how blind can you be

coltsluvr123 2

Monday 13 June 2011 4:52

I agree, your life sucks... cuz you're a dumbass!!!

summerdayze 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:54

YDI Bwahahahahahaha!

yvoiba 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:54

I hate it when this happens!!!

kewlaidman10 15

Monday 13 June 2011 5:05

This is a recycled FML

katierocks 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:09

you we'er like COME ON I need to go to work wait there's no one in the car OOPS :-P

deefan101 11

Monday 13 June 2011 5:44

YDI for being stupid!

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